We are very happy in Los Angeles, don’t get us wrong. But we’re a little bored, so it is time to open a second headquarters because it seems like a good way to get publicity and free stuff from government officials. Downinthedingle.com today announces a nationwide search for the best city to locate our second…
THEY’RE NOT BETTER THAN US, they’re worse, probably. So we should insult them. This week’s challenge was to rearrange this headline about the royal arses into something insulting: “Tension between Kate and Meghan could be behind Harry and Meghan’s move to Frogmore” The only rules were you must use at least six words from the…
Chocked is a beautiful eliding of two words, one of them being choked. The other being a word for penis. So you see it means choked on a penis. Here are ten lesser known slang terms that arise from eliding one or more regular word with a sex word. How many of these do…
Peach. You are transported to a farm in Georgia called Tara. As God is my witness, you will never go hungry again. Plum. Probably fine, but you probably should apologize, even if it was so cold and so good. Egg. You are mistaken. It should have been “an” egg, not “a” egg. Please pay more…
“Hello everyone, welcome to HQ, your favorite trivia mobile app. It’s Scott Rogowsky here, your quiz maestro. Tonight we’re partnering with website Down in the Dingle Dot Com for an extra special jackpot which…” (signal lags, host returns mid-sentence) “…over there. So let’ get started. Question one. Qumero, numero uno! What do humans breathe? Is…
You know you are an adult when taking care of your parents is harder than taking care of your kids You know you are an adult when you are excited about getting a new: 1. Refrigerator 2. Stove 3. Dishwasher 4. Washing machine 5. Dryer 6. All of the above You know you are an…
I found two lists, not sure what they are. Any help appreciated. List 1 Logan Wyatt Roman Josh Jake C. Jake W. Jake D. Jake J. Zach Tanner Cooper Jack Max D. Max F. Max J. Max D.-F. Cody Owen Austin Ethan Lucas Luke Tanner Tyler Is this list: A list of cowboys who have…
Enter Our Contest I never have to work again, because: a. I have become disabled b. Slavery was abolished c. 4 14 21 26 28 45 Mega-33 d. I have been convicted and sentenced to life in prison e. I am in a coma and not sure how I am administering this contest f. I…