Category: Quizzes

How Neanderthal Are You — Take our quiz

How Neanderthal Are You — Take our quiz

  Geneticists have confirmed that Homosapien DNA mixed with Neanderthal a long long time ago. But how much of this blockheaded ninny muggins do you have in you? Scientists have devised this simple five-question quiz which reliably determines how beastly you really are. 1. A driver cuts in front of you rudely with his car.…

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How Post-Colonial Are You? Take Our Quiz

How Post-Colonial Are You? Take Our Quiz

1. You have a cleaning lady because: a. You hate cleaning   b. you are too busy to clean   c) people from developing countries are better at cleaning   d) that’s an offensive term – please use something that sounds more innocuous so we can all feel better about ourselves 2. You tidy up before the cleaning…

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Are you overly earnest? Take our quiz

Are you overly earnest? Take our quiz

1) You want the world to be better because a) Your wings are made of silk    b) you are an activist   c) you are a thought leader   d) the world’s not reaching up to your standards 2) You want people to be nicer and to care more because a) Your soul is pure white…

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Are you a Libtard or a Conservaturd? Take our quiz.

Are you a Libtard or a Conservaturd? Take our quiz.

1) What is good? a) welfare, abortion and retardation. b) guns, school prayer and poop. 2) What makes you happiest? a) diversity, smiley faces and picking my nose. b) Jesus and going to the bathroom. 3) If you were granted any wish, it would be: a) world peace, equality and a brain. b) a bigger…

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Are you a racist?  Take our quiz.

Are you a racist?  Take our quiz.

1. I hate rap music or hip hop or whatever it’s called because a) I’m a racist b) It sucks c) I’m old d) It’s not my jam. 2. I hate country music because: a) I’m a racist. b) it sucks c) NASCAR d) It’s not my jelly 3. I’m not dating an Asian woman…

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