Geneticists have confirmed that Homosapien DNA mixed with Neanderthal a long long time ago. But how much of this blockheaded ninny muggins do you have in you? Scientists have devised this simple five-question quiz which reliably determines how beastly you really are. 1. A driver cuts in front of you rudely with his car.…
You invented a new salsa flavor and you don’t even know that much about cooking. You were able to fix the toilet after the thingie dropped off the spout in the other thingie in the tank. You fixed your computer problem by rebooting, but then the problem came back, so instead of wasting any…
1. You have a cleaning lady because: a. You hate cleaning b. you are too busy to clean c) people from developing countries are better at cleaning d) that’s an offensive term – please use something that sounds more innocuous so we can all feel better about ourselves 2. You tidy up before the cleaning…
1. When the little boy Bran got pushed out the window by Jamie Lannister and plummeted down six stories, the result being paralysis: a) I laughed b) I cried c) I ejaculated d) all of the above 2. When the sadistic Joffrey ordered the execution of Ned Stark, with Ned’s two young daughters in attendance…
1) You want the world to be better because a) Your wings are made of silk b) you are an activist c) you are a thought leader d) the world’s not reaching up to your standards 2) You want people to be nicer and to care more because a) Your soul is pure white…
1) What is good? a) welfare, abortion and retardation. b) guns, school prayer and poop. 2) What makes you happiest? a) diversity, smiley faces and picking my nose. b) Jesus and going to the bathroom. 3) If you were granted any wish, it would be: a) world peace, equality and a brain. b) a bigger…
1. I hate rap music or hip hop or whatever it’s called because a) I’m a racist b) It sucks c) I’m old d) It’s not my jam. 2. I hate country music because: a) I’m a racist. b) it sucks c) NASCAR d) It’s not my jelly 3. I’m not dating an Asian woman…