Beer that recovered from burns in wildfire drunk by heartless hunter
A bottle of beer that was scorched during the recent wildfires was rescued by fire fighters. It lost its label, but it was a Budweiser, say officials. The firefighters took it back to the spot they found it, and left it there to live out its natural life. But Dwane Stevens, a heartless hunter, found it when he was out deer hunting and drank it down.
“Finders keepers,” said the cruel Stevens.
Firefighters are now questioning themselves.
“What’s the point of rescuing beers and other things if hunters are just going to come around and polish them off after we’re done.”
Don’t lose heart, firefighters.
All profits from this post will be donated to the brave men and women who fight fires in California.
And fuck you, Dwane Stevens.
Please follow and like us: