Gisele Bundchen Throws Protection Stones at Tom Brady During Angry Spat

 

Tom Brady’s wife was angry that he revealed her secret spells and protection charms during a press interview this week. She got so angry that she hurled several of the protection stones at her husband during an argument at their Massachusetts home.

“Forget about ever winning the superbowl again,” she threatened. “I’m not giving you any more mantras either.”

She also revealed she was the one who deflated his footballs during deflategate, using a special air-out chant that she learned in Brazil when she attended witch school.

“So watch out,” she said, hurling another stone in his direction.

Brady let her calm down and within a few hours the two were canoodling on the couch watching Donald Trump campaign videos and celebrating that America is great again.