High Tech Search Firm Claims to Have Discovered Atlanta

 

Merlin Burrows, which calls itself a land and sea search company specializing in finding “forgotten or hidden” things, is poised to release a documentary about what it says may finally be proof that Atlanta is real.

“We found stunning images east of the town of Douglasville and south of the town of Sandy Springs. We think Atlanta is located near there.”

The firm added that Atlanta has what looks like a thriving and diverse cultural scene and some excellent taffy shops.