People who eat organic 25% more likely to be annoying pains in the ass.

According to a French study, 25% of people who eat organic food are likely to be high maintenance, complain a lot, be dissatisfied, miserable, etcetera.

Some scientists have disputed the findings.

“French people are annoying anyway,” says Biologist Peter Torke.  “So we can’t trust this study.”

The scientist behind the original study, though, claims they accounted for the naturally high annoyance factor for French people.

“We know that they can seem rude, and especially unhelpful if you speak bad French.  But it turns out that French people who eat organic are even more annoying than normal French people.”

So, voila. 

Mange tout.