Rules of Curling Explained

A team has a round pot that has either stewed meats or a tofu broth.  The object is to slide that stewpot down the ice to their neighbors who are less fortunate and can’t afford to eat.

Also, the neighbors are neat freaks.  They worry that the pot might mess up their house, so to accommodate them, our team sweeps as the pot slides by.  When it reaches the neighbors house it collides with some pots sent by the other caring neighbors.  After it bounces if some stew or tofu broth spills out, never mind, the neighbors can sweep that up with their brooms.  The pot that ends closest to the red circle, which represents the sun — which hasn’t been seen for months — is the winning pot.  But it turns out that the neighbors aren’t hungry so everybody takes their pots back to their own house and this goes on for many hours until your toes are curling.