Sarah Huckabee Sanders Kicked out of Fat Acceptance Group

“We do accept all fat people, and we accept ourselves for being fat,” said Maureen O’Rourke, leader of the Virginia Chapter of Fat Acceptance America.  “However, we felt we needed to pile on and kick Sanders out, now that she’s been thrown out of that restaurant.  We’re worried that if she continues to get kicked out of restaurants, she might lose weight and make us all start to feel bad about ourselves.  The best course of action seemed to be this preemptive strike.”

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