Three Six Word Novels (well, almost)

NOVEL ONE  – (ANGRY YOUNG MAN FICTION)

Fuck your

Never worn baby shoes

I ain’t buyin em.

(But if you are giving them away for free text me)

 

NOVEL TWO (DARK COMEDY)

I would like

To return the never worn baby shoes I bought from you.

My baby died.

(these shoes are fucking cursed)

 

NOVEL THREE (MILLENNIAL FIRST NOVEL)

I’m responding

To the ad about the baby’s shoes

It’s so sad.  Are you guys OK?

 

Vote for your favorite in comments section below, or write your own.

Now, when your friends ask you what you’ve done this summer, you can tell them you’ve read three novels.