Too Soon Thai Soccer Team Jokes

(They’ve more or less been rescued so we can finally unveil these.  Vote for your favorite – for World Cup Fans only)

Thai soccer team found in cave, US team still unaccounted for.

Thai soccer team hungry, tired, Argentine soccer team dead.

Thai soccer youths surprised by British diver Rick Stanton, Mexican soccer team horrified by Brazilian diver Neymar.

Thai boys rescued, Columbian crybabies unredeemable.

Thai soccer team hiding in darkness, English soccer team finally released.

Thai soccer players surprised by rain, German soccer players stayed home.

Thai soccer players should not have entered cave, Argentina goalkeeper Willie Caballero should not have entered Russia.