Tracking My Calories During the Breakup
This is what I ate today:
Breakfast
An egg 50 calories
Coffee w/cream 30 calories
Crow, unplucked, uncooked, eaten raw as I admitted I was wrong and you were right. 150 calories
Lunch
1 big sandwich 250 calories
Humble pie, served with a side of sheepishness, I admit once again that I was wrong about everything, okay? 150 calories
Snack
1 piece of chocolate 100 calories
My hat, extra large, because I never thought this day would come. I mean, things have been bad, yes, but I said they would never come to this. 250 calories
Dinner
My words. I mean the ones I said in the chapel. They were very filling, but also very bland. I felt stuffed, but not in a good way. (400)
Desert
Your dust – as you exited my stage. 400 calories
Exercise for the day
Running – over the same old material, repeating an old pattern of pushing you away and wishing you back. 100 calories
Jumping – to conclusions about your role in all this. 100 calories.
Dodging – my responsibility and my part. 100 calories.
Chest Presses – on my heart, over and over without end.