Welcome to the Neighborhood, Larry

Welcome to the Neighborhood, Larry

The Largemont Chronicle would like to formally welcome our newest neighbor, Larry the homeless guy.  Larry took over the spot on Third Street by the bus stop that was formerly occupied by one-arm Duffy.  Larry is happy to be here.  He likes to play loud music on that little radio that is covered in masking tape for some reason – it’s surprisingly loud, isn’t it?  He wants us to know that even though he is addicted to meth, he won’t be robbing any of our valuables to pay for that habit.  He does his hustle downtown and only comes back to our neighborhood after he’s already high.  Larry has an interest in many different hobbies, including public urination, and also likes to get flat out drunk any time he can, so when you get back from your summer vacation you might see a few smashed bottles near the bus stop, he apologizes in advance.   
 
And speaking of summer vacations, the Grants on Lorraine street went to Thailand this summer, while the Allisons on Plymouth went to Prague.  Larry, meanwhile, took a mental vacation to another dimension where he was a superstar and was worshipped by invisible beings that were called Thogs.  Then he came down and found himself in a puddle of water in the alley behind Lounge Burger.  Well, I hope it was water.  Not really sure…
 
We really look forward to more of his violence and lunacy, because we citizens of Largemont know that it’s somehow all our fault, not his.  Welcome, Larry!
 
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