Your shocking, sad, and upsetting video of this tragic event will play after the ad

So before we show you the human carnage, the heartbreaking loss, the awful, awful events as they happened in real time, we’d like to:

Sing you this happy song! Tweet tweet!
Show you this beautiful car, vroom vroom!
Ain’t she a beaut?
Ain’t that girl cute?

You can skip this ad in a few seconds.

But not yet. Your shocking, sad and upsetting video will play soon. Don’t worry. I’m sure you’re getting very restless, but never fear, your video will play after the ad.

What if it doesn’t play after the ad?

What if you sit through this whole god damned piece of crap ad and then the screen goes blank and you never get to see the shocking, sad video!

Who are you going to complain to, the internet police? Ha!

And isn’t it a bit strange that the car company is more or less capitalizing on the human suffering of this upcoming footage of the shocking sad tragic event?

Do these car companies have no conscience?

Why do we put up with it?

Are we idiots?

And more importantly, what do you think of this beautiful car? Vroom Vroom! Do you like this happy song? Tweet tweet?

And now the ad is over.

Black out.