Apple FaceTime Bug Let’s You Talk to Users Face to Face Without Phone

Tim Cook admitted today that Apple engineers were rushing to fix a bug in their Apple ecosystem which reportedly allows users to sit face to face with one another in real time and space talking and relating without any kind of device whatsoever.

“It’s embarrassing,” said Cook. “We messed up here. There’s no reason for people to be off their phones, ever.”

Privacy watchdogs were concerned. “If you’re sitting across from someone, like a few feet away, and they’re like staring at you in the face, how are you going to keep your personal feelings and details secret from them without feeling like a liar?” asked privacy advocate Lem Ingsbut.