Dingle Announces Bible-Signing Event

 

Dingle editors, writers and production staff will attend an event next week in the American South where we will be signing bibles to adoring fans of us and of the great sacred text.

We are planning this event in order to emphasize our role in its creation. It is true that Donald Trump deserves a lot of the credit, and we have no problem with him signing bibles. But he was not the sole contributor to the Bible’s success. We wrote most of Leviticus without any help from Trump. Portions of the New Testament were entirely original to us, and the Republican party really can take no credit at all for Revelations. That was written by a Satanist we used to employ named Darkus Androgynous.

Anyhow, I hope you will attend. We will post more details later.