Elizabeth Warren: “Break Up the Dingle”

 

“Three companies have vast power over our economy and our democracy. Facebook, Amazon, and Google,” read Warren’s campaign ads, which debuted Friday and were temporarily banned by Facebook.

What viewers didn’t see was the rest of her sentence:

“But the most powerful company of all, Down in the Dingle Dot Com, is the one that I’m really concerned about.”

Warren is frustrated by her inability to determine which side of the political spectrum the centrist Dingle hates more.

“They attack what they call lib tards,” she said, “But they also go after Trump.In this polarized age, that just doesn’t make any sense.

Warren insists the Dingle has to pick a side, or else be broken up into two sides. One the conservative Dingle, and the other the liberal Dingle.

“Then we’ll be able to understand how to read these pieces. Otherwise they are incomprehensible.”

Warren’s ads are currently banned by the Dingle and will not be returned any time soon.

We do like her. But we like Alexandria better because she hates rich people and so do we.