Schwarzennegar Dropkicked Again, this Time in Mozambique.

 

“Alright, alright,” said the actor/governor/terminator. “I’ll buy this crazy guy a Lamborgini. Just get me to the chopper. And have my chiropractor meet me at LAX.”

“I won’t be back,” said Arnold, as he boarded the helicopter, holding his lower back and grimacing.

Luckily, at the final stop of his African tour, in Wakanda, that cute doctor lady was able to treat his back with vibranium, and he feels much better now.

“Hasta la vista, baby,” he said to her, and he gave her a kiss good-bye, which I found a little gross, given the age difference.

But come on, props to Arnold. He got dropkicked twice and was only a little bit of a girly man about it.

Dude’s like 90 don’t forget.

The dropkicker is now in custody and has been identified as John…Connor…no wait! Noooooooo!