Scientists: The Universe Might Be Miniature

Astrophysicists at the JPL laboratory in Pasadena have discovered that the entire universe itself might be a teeny tiny dot buried somewhere absurd, like in the foot of a table in some dining room in a house lived in by gigantic beings of a scale we can hardly imagine. They might be entirely unaware of this miniature universe buried inside the grain of wood of their table. And if we ever escaped the universe we might be shocked to discover that it is basically the size of a mosquito.

(NOTE: California recently legalized marijuana and a weed store did in fact just open up down the street from the laboratory.)