The Chocked Contest

Chocked is a beautiful eliding of two words, one of them being choked.   The other being a word for penis.  So you see it means choked on a penis.

 

Here are ten lesser known slang terms that arise from eliding one or more regular word with a sex word.  How many of these do you know?

 

1. Chunt

2, Squenis

3, Liclitorice  (alright, nobody’s going to get this one, it means lick a small piece of licorice in front of your lover as though you are licking her [female pleaure gland]  in order to tease her to distraction. This is really gross, but apparently during that time of the month you use the red licorice)

4. Fingerim

5. Nipnipnipnip  (alright that one is hard too, it means nip on the one nipple and then nip on the other nipple)

6. Dildass

7. Swalload

8. Cuminmammoth

9. Cumonmattis

10. Annullessbeansects

 

Oh, and here’s a final one, made up just for our Commander in Chief.

 

11. Grab (him by) the Scrotus.